Saturday, April 7, 2018

Home Made High Heels

Amazingly, Elizabeth's cockamamie plan worked. Her shoes have held up way better than I would have anticipated. She's worn them often, and the heels haven't yet broken off.

Yes, she's wearing lipstick. I'm not crazy about that. We bought it for a costume she was preparing for Spirit Week at school. But now that she has it, she occasionally applies it.

Political Cartoon

Elizabeth calls out the hypocrisy of the parental class!

After I chided Elizabeth for looking at the computer when she'd already exhausted her screen time, she handed me this drawing of me staring at my phone while telling her to stop working with the computer.

Speak truth to power, Elizabeth!
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Monday, March 19, 2018

Father of Daughters

Elizabeth and I (with an assist from Suzanne) worked on a fun project this evening: converting her old flats to high heels.

That's my hand in the foreground holding the clamp while the glue adheres the block to the bottom of the shoe.

It was Elizabeth's ideas, of course. She has been wanting a pair of heels. Since she recently got new shoes (practical moccasins), she decided to attach a couple of wooden blocks to her old shoes to convert them to fashionable high heels. This will be the ultimate test of Gorilla Glue.
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Sunday, March 4, 2018

Elizabeth in Double Digits

If this isn't a milestone, I don't know what is. Elizabeth turned ten on Thursday. Barb and I both took a moment to reflect on the fact that we've been parents for a decade.

The birthday itself was nice, but we all had school and work. So Elizabeth opened a present from Uncle Scott and Melissa during breakfast, and then in the evening we went to dinner at the restaurant of her choice.

Friday was Cake Day. Barb and Elizabeth made and decorated a birthday cake after school.

Saturday was PARTY DAY! Elizabeth had a bunch of friends over, played a lot of games, ate a lot of snacks and cake, and generally had a good time. It was a rare nice-weather March day, so the kids even got to play outside. Except for the one unfortunate incident of a child wiping out and falling into some cat poop, it was all positive stuff.

Happy birthday, Elizabeth!

Opening the present from the Scott Larrison family.

Elizabeth decorating the cake.

Elizabeth decorates the cake while Suzanne snatches a taste.

Fun times!

Suzanne dined with one of her gerbils.

The kids decided to see who could eat their cake most effectively without using hands. For a brief time our house resembled a hog farm, with the children rooting around their pieces of cake as if looking for truffles.
 

Friday, February 23, 2018

The Winner: Suzanne!

Elizabeth and Suzanne's elementary school has a Mandarin (one of China's two main languages) immersion program. So Chinese culture is celebrated at Woodstock. This year, there was a contest to see who could produce the best poster to promote the Dumpling Festival. Suzanne decided to give it a go, and spent a lot of time and effort designing, drawing and coloring her poster. It features a dog (because Suzanne loves dogs) eating a dumpling with chopsticks. The color around the dog is red because she knows that's a lucky color in Chinese culture. Barb's only contribution to the poster was printing out the boilerplate stuff -- when, where, etc. on the computer and helping Suzanne paste that onto the poster. That was necessary because Suzanne's initial lettering was so large that it left little space for the fine print.

In any event, the poster turned out awesome and Suzanne won the contest for her grade level! Unfortunately, when the winners were announced at the weekly all-school meeting, Suzanne's class was out for a field trip. So she missed her moment of glory (where, reportedly, her name was announced as "Suzanna Larson").

But tonight, during the dumpling festival itself, there was recognition of the poster contest winners. Suzanne not only had her name called (again as "Suzanna Larson"), but got a gift bag containing a gift card to a local pizzeria, some candy, a couple of Chinese-themed calendars, and a laminated copy of her poster.

Great job, Suzanne!

Don't forget you can always click on the picture for a larger version!

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Solo Parenting, Day Two


Well, we didn't go to the arcade as planned, but had a great day nevertheless. Pat came over late morning so we could go for a run. We did a short one (2.8 miles) because we didn't want to leave the girls alone for too long. And it was cold! In fact, we got a little snow in the morning. That riled up the girls, who are crazy for the stuff.

Then we went out for a late breakfast. Our preferred restaurant had a huge wait list (that's Portland for you), so we went to Diane's, a reliable old school diner that always has a booth available. Karen met us there and we enjoyed a nice meal.

Then Pat and Karen hung out with us until almost dinnner-time! Having not seen much of either of them in a while, it was really nice to get so much time. Pat, of course, brought books. He allowed Elizabeth to borrow his book about the making of Hamilton, which Elizabeth immediately began to devour. Elilzabeth, in turn, brought out Atlas Obscura, and the girls and Pat and Karen spent a lot of time leafing through that. Pat also loaned me a biography of the author Philip K. Dick. Good stuff.

At night it began to snow in earnest. The girls thought it would be cozy to sleep in my bed, which was okay by me. Elizabeth wanted me to lie with them until they were asleep, but I had dishes to do and video games to play, so I declined. She settled for having her dreamcatcher moved from above her bed to above mine.



Suzanne watching the snow fall onto her hands. You can't see it, but it was actually snow.

Exploring Atlas Obscura.

I love that Suzanne is now reading on her own. So great to see the two sisters cozy in bed reading together.

The snow came that night.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Solo Parenting, Day One

Barb flew back to New York to visit her Dad, so the girls and I have a rare opportunity to create our own experience this weekend. Here's what we did.

Suzanne woke up at 6:30. I woke up at 6:31, thanks to Suzanne. Elizabeth was awake a few minutes later. The girls went downstairs to watch TV while I caught a few extra Zs.

After breakfast and chores we played Ponyville for a good long time. We had a late lunch, then went to our neighbor's to feed their cats, clean out the litter box, and pet their bearded dragon. They are out of town.

Then we went to Grandma's for an ice cream social. While the girls hung out with Grandma and her iPad, I went shopping for some much-needed pants. After that, the girls (mainly Elizabeth) cleaned up the pony-stuff and the Lego stuff. We got in the car and made it just in time for a 5:05 showing of Paddington 2. The plan was to eat dinner at the theater, but Suzanne didn't like any of the food on offer. I had pizza, Elizabeth had a hot dog, and Suzanne had... a green apple.

The movie was good, and when we got home the girls ate more: Suzanne had two servings of cereal; Elizabeth had a piece of toast. I'm emphasizing the food so much in this post because Barb implored me before leaving not to forget to feed the girls. Something I've been known to do.

All in all a good day. Tomorrow, we go to the arcade!

In Ponyville, there was a grand wedding, complete with ice sculpture (foreground).

Elizabeth read to Suzanne in the morning while I did dishes and laundry. Elizabeth really stepped up today and helped me out.

Elizabeth dressed up for the theater.

The theater was packed. We were lucky to get three seats together, but they were second row and all the way stage left.

Latin, Lunch, and Laundry: My first weeks at Reed

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